It’s Time to Burn Your Bras Again
I always thought bras were meant to keep breasts perky while we age. I honestly don’t really need to wear a bra, but I…
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Now what do you want for Christmas, little girl? How about a controversial Santa creation story to tell around the holiday dinner table, perfect…
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The sun will ingress into Capricorn on Sunday, December 21st at 6:03 EST. The new moon in Capricorn will follow at 8:36 pm EST….
Dan Deacon’s Pop Art Dance Party. Get Weird.
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Update: Not All Men are Pieces of Sh*t
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Every open-minded couple, an abundance of bi-curious women and, well, let’s be honest, every straight man has lusted after the legend of The Unicorn,…
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After a quiet few years, during which they toured in support of their acclaimed debut album Shrines, were featured on tracks by Danny Brown…
Your Horoscope: 12.8 – 12.15
“If you are silent about your pain they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.” Zora Neale Hurston There is a lot happening this…
Luxor Tavella Talks Shop, Blue Eyebrows, and Bohemian Life
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Insomniac Relationship Revelations Vol. III
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What Does Punk Really Mean?
I was reading a really good article recently – an article about punk, the history of punk, and where it lay within the culture…
In Defense of Still Watching Woody Allen Movies
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The Pseudo Communist Love Manifesto
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Alexander Wang Denim Ads are Like Awkward, Pants-Down Bathroom Selfies
A’hoy, perverts! Alexander Wang has some ads for you to jerk off to, if you feel so inclined. In a series of ads starring…
Celebrity Perfumes We Wish Existed
I‘m the kind of pretentious girly-girl who wears perfume every day. It’s always Guerlain Mitsouko on Mondays, when I’m teaching undergrads. It makes me…
What’s With Everyone Looking Like Everyone Else?
In a time where we aspire to become strong individuals, the idea of voluntary sameness isn’t one that’s easily embraced. Being accused of copying…
Polygamy, Face-F*%king, and a Very Nice Apartment
“So you talk on the phone with this guy every night, and he has a wife and two kids?” my boss asks when I…
Full Moon Horoscopes
This week bodes well for magic making, great awakenings and rebel yells. This week has a full moon in it. On Saturday, November 6th at…
The End of Electra Heart
In August 2013, a few months after the last date of her continent-crossing, gif-inspiring Lonely Hearts Club tour, Marina and the Diamonds’ official YouTube…
#GAPPYHolidays with Sorta Kosher
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Feather Rib Tattoos Are My Generation’s Tramp Stamp
Two months ago, I was very much in a market for a tattoo. Not that I’m not still in the market for one, but…
Samuel T. Herring of Future Islands: Crooner, Dancer, Rapper?
During the summer of 1999, I spent at least twelve hours a day downloading music from Napster. At one point my dad thought I was…
Your Horoscope: 11.24 – 12.1
This week helps us to get clear on a couple of things. Mercury conjunct Saturn (Tuesday, November 25th) will do that. It can also…
