• March 27, 2015 • Views: 0

    Wearing Yoga Pants Says “I Give Up”

    Jerry Seinfeld once criticized George Costanza for wearing sweatpants. He said the message it sends is: I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might...

  • March 19, 2015 • Views: 0

    RIP Skinny Jeans

    Amber and Brianna are standing in front of me in Amber’s bedroom. It’s 1999 and they are both wearing Frankie B jeans. Approximately one inch of zipper separates me from...

  • March 18, 2015 • Views: 0

    Lucy Rose Models Hot Dog Sweaters and Moss Pants for SS ’15

    Taking cues and then some from the old adage “catch bees with honey” or something or other, singer Lucy Rose’s latest video features her being everything to...

  • March 11, 2015 • Views: 0

    Breaking News: Man Buns No Longer Reliable Indicator of Hotness

    It seems like just yesterday when I came across my first man bun. Not, like, ever. That honor goes to Brad Pitt circa Legends of the Fall, though his might not have been so much...


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