NICOLE KIDMAN FOR JIMMY CHOO PRE-FALL 2014 AD CAMPAIGN

April 2, 2014 • Fashion

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I was going to title this “Photoshop is the Cryogenic Freezer Walt Disney Always Prayed For and the Source of All Normal Women’s Insecurities and Subsequent Tears” but it wouldn’t fit in the URL. For their pre-fall campaign, Jimmy Choo enlisted the services of computer specialists and a MacBook Pro Nicole Kidman… or, like, what should be Nicole Kidman? I’m not really sure what I’m looking at, all I know is that this thing has better legs than I do and, in real life, Madame Kidman is (give or take a few years) two decades my senior. I’m all for giving things a once over in post (HD and 500-pixel cameras are the worst thing to happen to anybody) but this is just… ugh… If you want a 20-year-old, hire a 20-year-old. This is ad selling an idea of Nicole Kidman that I don’t think ever even existed, not even in that movie from the ’90s where she has sex with Joaquin Phoenix on the desk of his machine shop.

Nice shoes, tho.

 

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