The Mythos of the Weird Slut

April 4, 2014 • Fashion, Music

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Who is #WEIRDSLUT?

  • She wears turtlenecks with no bra.
  • She doesn’t own any bras.
  • She embraces flesh tone as a lifestyle choice.
  • Her favorite movies are Thirteen and 120 Days of Sodom.
  • She’s a photographer, or maybe a gallerist–but she’s sat nude for many more photos than she has sold (and she has sold many).
  • She has a Tumblr page with about 1,300 followers specifically for her nudes.
  • She also has a carefully curated collection of bandeaus, some of which she sells on Etsy from time to time. She keeps them all on a large shoe rack — one bandeau per pouch.
  • She has a BA in Linguistics and Neuroscience.
  • She’s uses a flip phone. She also has a purse with a built-in rotary phone.
  • When she’s stoned, she lapses into one of two characters: Jeff, an accountant from Cincinnati, or Bernadette, a middle-aged waitress at a New Jersey diner.
  • In high school, she would regularly wear a white tee shirt with “MEN’S FEELINGS” printed across it in black Helvetica bold. She still regularly wears this tee shirt.
  • Most local unsigned-but-Twitter-verified male (and sometimes female) musicians want to sleep with her, but she’s more interested in academics, Tinder matches, and family friends.
  • She received rave reviews in Artforum, Art in America, i-D, and Juxtapoz for her performance piece at Suzanne Geiss Gallery, entitled “GULLIVER’S MAMMOGRAM 2012.”
  • She never goes topless, but she will go #ONETITTYOUT.
  • She chews tobacco, but only at the opera.
  • She is a feminist.

Created by Brandon Marks and Hari Nef.

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