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  • January 21, 2014 • Culture

    Let’s Talk About Retoxing

    Some of us on some mornings (or every morning depending on your level of psycho) wake up craving/needing a green juice. Some of us take entire weeks of our lives to drink nothing but juice and if you’ve ever done that then you know how...

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  • January 8, 2014 • Fashion

    The Metrosexual and The Meteorsexual

    Never been a big fan of the word metrosexual, or really the idea. But I guess we should talk about it because Suzy Menkes is. In her recent NYT article, Menkes puts the final nail in the metrosexual’s proverbial “bisexual-lookin”...

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  • December 16, 2013 • Culture, Music

    I May Be Coming For Beyoncé

    So, you heard the new Beyoncé tracks? You see the videos? Blue is in one of the videos! Walking around and talking and being super cute and baby-like and it’s reeallll cute. AND in of of them she vomits. You saw that? Damn she is legs,...

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  • December 9, 2013 • Fashion

    The Couple Who Dresses Together Stays Together

    I think people in relationships end up dressing alike because it’s fun to do. It feels like being on a team, uniformed.  It feels like being related. Twinsies. Is that weird? Picking up cues from your boyfriend’s look is an homage to...

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  • November 15, 2013 • Fashion

    I Love My Fat Suit

    Mine is from The North Face. It’s  pretty classic with large panels of black fabric, offset by two large panels of blue across the shoulders. The brand’s logo sewn into the left chest panel. It also features an elastic cord that runs...

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  • November 1, 2013 • Fashion

    I Should’ve Been A Gay Woman

    Ever woken up in the morning with an urge to dress more like a lesbian? I did this morning. Maybe it’s Halloween vibes in the air, or maybe it’s my new love for male/female model Elliott Sailors (who is not a lesbian at all, but...

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  • October 25, 2013 • Music

    When Emily Haines Was Lord(e)

    “I’m kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air. So, there,” proclaims Lorde, the sixteen year old Kiwi nymph over the droning thumps that accompany nearly every track on her debut album, Pure Heroine, which hit...

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