Sophie Saint Thomas

Sophie Saint Thomas

Sophie Saint Thomas is a beautifully morbid weirdo, writer, and occasional TV producer.

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Dirty Sex Sans Disrespect

You can have kinky, dirty sex without feeling dirty. Wait, I take that back. In kink–take S&M, for instance–the whole point is to feel…

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Online Dating Site Cliches 101

Writing online dating site profiles is basically a tedious, masturbatory exercise in convincing people you are desirable. An avid fan of the cliche “If…