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  • May 5, 2014 • Culture

    Five Things That Would Make Hospitals Waaaaaay Cuter

    Yesterday I woke up with some red marks on my leg. I assumed I had bed bugs and went OCD, searching my sheets for signs of the notorious nighttime critters. I texted photos of the bites to anyone I knew who had experienced bed bugs, and...

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  • April 30, 2014 • Music

    10 Songs That Don’t Mean What You Think They Do

    Allow our resident sex (and heart) expert Sophie St. Thomas to enlighten you on all of the songs you’ve been dancing to that you should have been crying to the last 20 years, and vice versa.     “I Will Always Love...

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  • April 28, 2014 • Love & Sex, Uncategorized

    Relationship Chameleons

    This morning as I bought groceries–consisting of a large tub of Nutella and kitty litter (unrelated)–I handed the cashier my debit card that has a photo taken of me when I was an 18-year-old with bleached blonde hair. She...

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  • April 23, 2014 • Love & Sex

    10 Things I Still Don’t Understand About Women

    A nice side-effect of being a bit mentally unstable and way over-sexualized is that while on various substances you can be extremely fun and captivating. This is why I always had a group of guy friends in high school and college (until...

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  • April 21, 2014 • Love & Sex

    10 Things I Still Don’t Understand About Men

    Please enjoy my generalized, slightly sexist, but very serious questions I have about most straight men I have encountered in life. Feel free to retaliate, boys. Why don’t you like to use top sheets? “What’s the point?...

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  • April 14, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Insatiable: An Interview with Porn Star Asa Akira

    “Did something happen to her?” a male acquaintance of mine asked, after getting over the initial jealousy that I would be interviewing Asa Akira about her upcoming book Insatiable. “What do you mean?” I replied,...

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  • April 9, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Insomniac Relationship Revelations Vol. I

    I tend to write more about sex than love, given that I feel pretty confident in my boning abilities. But I’m sitting here writing this in a Tribe Called Quest t-shirt, alone in my bed with my cat by my side, so I think it’s...

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  • March 31, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Weird Sex: Sounding

    “Sounding? What is that, do you dabble in music on the side?” —Me “No, SOUNDING. Have you not heard of it? I enjoy sticking things up my urethra. Swizzle straws work great when masturbating. I used to have a metal insert I wore...

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  • March 24, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Trust No One: Online Dating

    My experiences with online dating can be boiled down to the captivating and seemingly contradictory X-Files mottos: “Trust No One” and “I Want to Believe.” Through my love/hate relationship with OkCupid (Hi, OkCupid. I am open to...

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  • March 17, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Give It All You Got: G-Spot Training

    Upon moving to New York City, I wasn’t injected by a government official with an amphetamine cocktail originally created during wartime to keep soldiers marching on like robots. They call it the city that never sleeps because we keep...

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