Love & Sex

  • June 13, 2014 • Love & Sex

    A Tale of Two Porn Stars

    I swore to God I would never write a piece about Belle Knox. Those weeks in March immediately after she was outed were exhausting. It seemed like every human being with a WiFi connection and two pennies felt the need to draft a blog...

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  • June 10, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Relationship Milestones with Sophie St. Thomas

    Marriage. Children. Starting a shared Instagram account for a drop-kick dog (noun: a dog so annoyingly rat-like you’d like to drop-kick it off a bridge like in Anchor Man). Truth be told I’ll likely end up getting married one...

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  • June 9, 2014 • Fashion, Love & Sex

    Never Fall In Love With a Street Style Star: Part 2

    The bar’s in Williamsburg, occupying an odd slice of an intersection separating a handful of Polish delis, a denim shop, a decrepit video store that supposedly sells coke. It’s a local spot, a nice enough place with open windows and...

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  • June 4, 2014 • Love & Sex

    My Afternoon with Patrick Bateman’s Cousin

    “You got anyone you can set Vance up with?” I’m sitting on a set of patio furniture likely worth more than what I make in a year, basking in the unadulterated sun that this mansion’s 80 sprawling acres of land provides. A drop of...

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  • June 2, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Online Dating Site Cliches 101

    Writing online dating site profiles is basically a tedious, masturbatory exercise in convincing people you are desirable. An avid fan of the cliche “If you can’t convince them, confuse them” strategy, mine mentions serial...

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  • May 26, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Insomniac Relationship Revelations Vol. II

    Any lover can attest that I write the most delightful sleeping pill love poems. It’s not real unless you’ve gotten one from me. I’ve had trouble sleeping since high school. After a bout of jet lag a few years ago after a...

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  • May 19, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Maximum Romance. Minimal Cash.

    I have a shelf of collectibles and oddities obscured by dangling scarves in my room. Along with various candles, a vial of scorpion wine and a book of spells, I admit I own a self-help book or three. They can be, well, helpful. Most in my...

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  • May 13, 2014 • Love & Sex

    The New Radical: Sex as Activism

    I only really started calling myself a feminist about three years ago, which seems a bit late. I spent high school being a misogynistic, closeted art student, thinking I was worse than everyone and believing that girls who didn’t...

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  • May 12, 2014 • Love & Sex

    The 10 Best Things Mom Ever Told Me

    Shout out to my mother… for loving me as her blonde island girl thinking of law school who transformed into a tattooed sex columnist currently driving down a highway wearing a bright blue wig. Thank you Mom for supporting me through...

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  • May 7, 2014 • Love & Sex

    Melissa Stetten and the Truth About SINDIES

    Amy Poehler, Heidi Klum, Liz Hurley, and Gwyneth Paltrow are all gorgeous, single, divorced, and successful women with children. The official title is SINDIE. It stands for “Single Income Divorced Women.” Texting and the...

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