Posts Tagged
mom jeans

  • September 25, 2015 • Fashion

    Things You Can Eat Now That Mom Jeans Are Trending

    The era of oppression is over! For too long, skinny jeans have strangled our inner thighs and our appetites, forcing us to be ever-presently aware of our shape. Kale was consumed, green juices downed, pilates memberships paid for. And,...

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  • March 19, 2015 • Fashion

    RIP Skinny Jeans

    Amber and Brianna are standing in front of me in Amber’s bedroom. It’s 1999 and they are both wearing Frankie B jeans. Approximately one inch of zipper separates me from Brianna’s pubic area, and, from the back, Amber’s ass crack...

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  • March 7, 2015 • Fashion

    Rethinking the Mom Jean

    Last week, on a routine eBay hunt, I inserted “Calvin Klein jeans vintage” into the search bar between “Prada rubber dipped oxfords” (the ones that got away) and “Junya Watanabe parachute” (we’ll talk later) and fell down a...

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